Guy With Pool-Cue Case
No, man, it’s not a quiver.
Guy With Guitar Gig Bag
Thanks. Awesome, right? It’s called puka. My man sent it from Hawaii!
Guy With Pool-Cue Case
Eight-ball. What? No, I don’t even like that word, “snooker.” Stupid.
Guy With Guitar Gig Bag
Yeah, a D-25. Used to be my dad’s.
Guy With a Pool-Cue Case
Who’s Warren Zevon?
Guy With a Guitar Gig Bag
Well, Dylan, of course.
Guy With a Pool-Cue Case
Are you kidding? It’s got like no street racing in it, at all! What, you like it ‘cause it’s got a wrestler in it? Fast and Furious, man. Fast-and-fucking Furious. The original. But you probably like that gay superhero, Thor-type shit, too.
Guy With a Guitar Gig Bag
Dogfish Head Chicory Stout and 90 Minute IPA, Ommegang Abbey Ale, Fin du Monde, Dale’s Pale.
Guy With Pool-Cue Case
“Kill or Be Killed,” it says. It’s gonna be full-sleeve. It used to say, “Jillian.”
Guy With Guitar Gig Bag
Sometimes with this percussionist dude Ruben I run into in the park. You know, just bongos. But mostly solo. Open mics.
Guy With Pool-Cue Case
Sure, someday. Doesn’t everybody? But not with any of the bitches around here.
Guy With Guitar Gig Bag
Yeah, three older brothers. They’re all, like, bankers.
Guy With Pool-Cue Case
Probably, I don’t know, Great Expectations. Magwitch, right? That was pretty cool.
Guy With Guitar Gig Bag
Totally! It’s @acoustephen. It’ll have gigs and stuff, eventually. Do you follow Chappelle? Fucking hilarious.
Guy With Pool-Cue Case
Accounting B.S, from Oswego.
Guy With Guitar Gig Bag
I did some dog walking for a while, which was awesome till winter. Then I did some customer-service stuff from home. They set me up with a sweet computer and stuff. But they do this key-stroke monitoring, and everything. Now, I’m just kinda chillin’.
Guy With Pool-Cue Case
Is this for a newspaper?
Guy With Guitar Gig Bag
Well, what if they Photoshopped her into the first one, huh? Then released the real one but said that was the altered one. Think about that.
Guy With Pool-Cue Case
Blogroll? What is that? You know that just sounds like a huge turd? Forget it. Interview over.
Guy With Guitar Gig Bag
Hey, do you play, man? You wanna jam, some time?
