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Fragments From Two Guys With Bags

by John Rodat on May 11, 2011

Guy With Pool-Cue Case

No, man, it’s not a quiver.

 

Guy With Guitar Gig Bag

Thanks. Awesome, right? It’s called puka. My man sent it from Hawaii!

 

Guy With Pool-Cue Case

Eight-ball. What? No, I don’t even like that word, “snooker.” Stupid.

 

Guy With Guitar Gig Bag

Yeah, a D-25. Used to be my dad’s.

 

Guy With a Pool-Cue Case

Who’s Warren Zevon?

 

Guy With a Guitar Gig Bag

Well, Dylan, of course.

 

Guy With a Pool-Cue Case

Are you kidding? It’s got like no street racing in it, at all! What, you like it ‘cause it’s got a wrestler in it? Fast and Furious, man. Fast-and-fucking Furious. The original. But you probably like that gay superhero, Thor-type shit, too.

 

Guy With a Guitar Gig Bag

Dogfish Head Chicory Stout and 90 Minute IPA, Ommegang Abbey Ale, Fin du Monde, Dale’s Pale.

 

Guy With Pool-Cue Case

“Kill or Be Killed,” it says. It’s gonna be full-sleeve. It used to say, “Jillian.”

 

Guy With Guitar Gig Bag

Sometimes with this percussionist dude Ruben I run into in the park. You know, just bongos. But mostly solo. Open mics.

 

Guy With Pool-Cue Case

Sure, someday. Doesn’t everybody? But not with any of the bitches around here.

 

Guy With Guitar Gig Bag

Yeah, three older brothers. They’re all, like, bankers.

 

Guy With Pool-Cue Case

Probably, I don’t know, Great Expectations. Magwitch, right? That was pretty cool.

 

Guy With Guitar Gig Bag

Totally! It’s @acoustephen. It’ll have gigs and stuff, eventually. Do you follow Chappelle? Fucking hilarious.

 

Guy With Pool-Cue Case

Accounting B.S, from Oswego.

 

Guy With Guitar Gig Bag

I did some dog walking for a while, which was awesome till winter. Then I did some customer-service stuff from home. They set me up with a sweet computer and stuff. But they do this key-stroke monitoring, and everything. Now, I’m just kinda chillin’.

 

Guy With Pool-Cue Case

Is this for a newspaper?

 

Guy With Guitar Gig Bag

Well, what if they Photoshopped her into the first one, huh? Then released the real one but said that was the altered one. Think about that.

 

Guy With Pool-Cue Case

Blogroll? What is that? You know that just sounds like a huge turd? Forget it. Interview over.

 

Guy With Guitar Gig Bag

Hey, do you play, man? You wanna jam, some time?