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The Last Supper

From death row to celebrity assassinations, famous final meals to help us plan for our own doomsday dining

by B.A. Nilsson on December 20, 2012

“Just coffee and a slice of toast, thank you. Oh, and perhaps a few grapes. I hate to disappoint the newspaper-reading public, but it’ll be too early for the conventional hearty breakfast. The appointment is at 8, is it not?” —Louis D’Ascoyne Mazzini, Kind Hearts and Coronets

Mazzini is about to be hanged for murder, and therefore chooses the meal with the confidence that it will be his last. Not many of us enjoy that privilege, succumbing to unexpected endings or wasting away to a point where the food choice probably courses through a tube.

But with the confidence that Dec. 21 spells the end, you can plan that valedictory supper. Whether indulging in excess or embracing austerity, it’s an opportunity to eat like there’s no tomorrow.

Food tends to be No. 2 on the short list of things to do when it’s almost all over. For No. 1, you need company. I haven’t been invited to any local doomsday parties, and might have to take myself to Manhattan, where such events are taking place tonight (Thursday) at Hudson Terrace on 46th Street and tomorrow at the Bowery Hotel (Free specialty drinks! Apocalyptic artwork!), the Gansevoort Park Hotel (rooftop post-apocalyptic photo shoot with an army of models) and Beaumarchais, which also offers a Survival Brunch on Saturday.

What makes up a last-meal menu? It’s difficult to find precedent. Most of the last meals we know of come from death row, and range from the artistic simplicity of murderer Victor Feguer’s request for a single unpitted olive to murderer-rapist John Wayne Gacy’s banquet of a dozen fried shrimp, a bucket of original recipe KFC, a side of french fries and a pound of strawberries.

Not that you want to pig out too much. Texas-based white supremacist-murderer Lawrence Russell Brewer asked for two chicken-fried steaks, a triple-decker bacon-cheeseburger, a cheese omelet with ground beef and jalapeños, fried okra, a pound of barbecue with a slab of white bread, a pizza topped with pepperoni, ham, beef, bacon and sausage and, almost as an afterthought, three fajitas. As well as a pint of ice cream and a hunk of peanut-garnished peanut butter fudge. Then he decided he wasn’t hungry and ate none of it, pissing off Texas Sen. John Whitmire, who helped abolish the state’s last meals program. Might as well save on the high cost of executions.

One of the most famous last suppers was served April 15, 1912, with no sense of lastness about it until the Titanic started to tilt. This was an era when a meal could go on for hours, and the repast in First Class began with oysters à la Russe and a choice of scallops-garnished consommé Olga or cream of barley before going on to poached salmon with mousseline sauce,  filet mignon, chicken Lyonnaise with vegetable-marrow farci, lamb with mint sauce, Calvados-glazed roast duck with apple sauce, roast beef sirloin forestière, Château potatoes, minted green pea timbales, creamed carrots, rice Parmentier and boiled new potatoes.

Intermezzo was a serving of punch Romaine, paving the way for the roast course, which was roasted squab on wilted watercress. A simple asparagus salad with champagne-saffron vinaigrette led to a cold course of pâté de foie gras before the sweets cart arrived, tempting the doomed diners with Waldorf pudding, peaches in chartreuse jelly, chocolate-painted éclairs, French vanilla ice cream, assorted fresh fruits and cheeses, coffee and cigars.

Celebrity deaths also immortalize final meals, so we know that when Elvis Presley checked out in 1977, he’d just had some ice cream and cookies, following up on a dinner of spaghetti and meatballs. Before meeting an assassin’s bullet in 1968, Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. dined on Southern fried chicken with Louisiana hot sauce and vinegar, black-eyed peas, collard greens and cornbread, while Abraham Lincoln’s Good Friday supper in 1865 consisted of clear oxtail soup, roast Virginia fowl with chestnut stuffing, baked yams and cauliflower with cheese sauce.

Not much in the way of indulgence, but who knew? With the apocalypse practically upon us, excess probably is more the order of the day. Certainly the appeal of all the pizza and wings you can eat must rank high for many, and I know I wouldn’t turn up my nose at such a feast. At the very least, you could make a night of it visiting a variety of fast-food windows, piling in the burgers and fries while trying to drive away without paying—but the cheap joints are a lot more fussy about that than white-linen establishments, where you get to eat before showing the color of your money. What might you choose in the fine-dining realm?

For her 2007 book My Last Supper (Bloomsbury), Melanie Dunea asked a number of celebrity chefs what they would prefer to eat with The End at hand. Not surprisingly, up to 10 courses would figure in Mario Batali’s last meal, including marinated anchovies, mozzarella en carozza (grilled cheese, that is, but Neapolitan style) and fresh Amalfitana pasta with shrimp and zucchini. Lidia Bastianich prefers San Dianiele prosciutto with black figs, linguini with white clam sauce and grana padano cheese, finishing with ripe peaches. Ferran Adrià, whose now-shuttered restaurant El Bulli was regarded by many as the world’s best, drew his inspiration from Kiccho Restaurant in Kyoto, Japan, for a meal including sashimi, shrimp, clams, seaweed soup and an array of Amazonian fruits. The irascible Gordon Ramsay, on the other hand, opted for roast beef with Yorkshire pudding and red wine gravy.

No matter what we stuff into ourselves on Thursday or Friday, I suspect the next day will dawn with the only furore being the bubbles in a gut-restoring bromo. But that needn’t thwart me in my own plan, enjoying a favorite but rarely visited indulgence: a tub of ice cream and a busy spoon. What is dismaying about it is that it puts me in league with mass killer Timothy McVeigh, whose last meal consisted of two pints of mint-chocolate-chip. Better to stick to pizza, I guess.