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THE
SHAME OF THE STEROID HUNT
By
Matt Welch
Professional
baseball’s steroid scandal may have greater costs than a career
or two, as investigating bodies run roughshod over labor unions
and the Constitution.
Let’s
recap. A congressional body called the House Committee on
Government Reform—not the House Committee on Getting Past
the Fourth and Fifth Amendments, not the House Committee on
Urinalysis, but the House Committee on Government Freakin’
Reform—spent 11 hours on national TV last Thursday advocating
several dozen illiberal measures that would give the government
even more far-reaching power to harass individuals and neuter
their labor unions. A microscopic sampling of these ideas:
Federally
mandated drug tests for all professional and amateur athletes,
down to junior-high-school lacrosse players. Ripping up federal
labor laws. Butting into the collective-bargaining process
of a single, targeted private industry. Forcing private employers
to share their confidential drug tests with the FBI.
The response from the nation’s Fourth Estate? “Congress delivers
heat, McGwire takes weak fifth swing”; “McGwire’s image cannot
be saved”; “McGwire whiffs on Hall [of Fame] pass.”
In case anyone needed reminding, when sportswriters see someone
holding a match to the Constitution, their instinctive reaction
is to ask: “Where’s the lighter fluid?”
Mark McGwire—who has never, to my knowledge, held a government
job or enforced the nation’s drug laws—had his reputation
ruined by being forced to confront questions that suspected
coke-sniffer George W. Bush and his non-inhaling predecessor
never once had to face under oath. When the retired slugger
concluded, reasonably, that answering specifics about his
personal intake would put him at risk of endless government
investigations, the reaction was as overwhelming as it was
predictable.
“It
could not have been more indicting,” wrote Los Angeles
Times sports columnist Bill Plaschke, “if he had begun
picking his teeth with a syringe.” (A week earlier, the constitutionally
challenged columnist declared that anyone who refused to testify
was “guilty.”)
Plaschke, like all L.A. Times employees (and most American
newspaper journalists) is subject to drug tests from his employer.
The process he just applauded can now be used to confiscate
his own piss, hand it over to the authorities and compel him
to testify under oath, possibly without the benefit of legal
representation.
Drug tests that baseball players assumed were confidential
have ended up in the hands of federal investigators. The Government
Reform Committee successfully subpoenaed records of all drug-use-related
punishment Major League Baseball has handed out for the past
15 years, even though that, too, was supposed to be between
the Player’s Union and management, as agreed upon in collective
bargaining. At every step, across several overlapping government
investigations and hearings, evidence that was supposed to
remain secret—like, say, Barry Bonds’ lawyer-free grand jury
testimony at the BALCO trial—has been rushed into the public
domain.
This public shaming of high-profile athletes—often enabled
through expressly illegal means, such as the grand jury leaks—has
been a conscious policy all along, far outstripping any real
desire to prosecute criminals, or even get at the truth about
steroid use.
The BALCO case got its start when a zealous Bay Area-based
Internal Revenue Service investigator and former athlete named
Jeff Novitzky became annoyed at the concept of a suspiciously
muscular jerk like Barry Bonds breaking the all-time home-run
record. “He’s such an asshole to the press,” Novitzky reportedly
told an associate. “I’d sure like to prove it.”
Ironically, Novitzky probably never will—at least in a court
of law. Despite an investigatory fishing expedition of a grand
jury, Bonds so far stands accused of no crime, and has admitted
under oath only that he unknowingly and briefly used two substances
that might have resembled illegal steroids. But the court
of public opinion has already hanged Bonds as well, in part
because Novitzky made sure the cameras were rolling when his
team burst through the doors of BALCO back in September 2003,
and because someone gave the San Francisco Chronicle
the sealed court transcript of Bonds’ testimony this past
December.
By then, this had long been a national political issue. In
January 2004, President Bush, a former minority owner of the
Texas Rangers, took time out of his busy State of the Union
speech to warn, remarkably, that, “The use of performance-enhancing
drugs like steroids in baseball, football, and other sports
is dangerous, and it sends the wrong message—that there are
shortcuts to accomplishment, and that performance is more
important than character.”
I suppose the president is uniquely qualified to lecture us
about “shortcuts to accomplishment,” but unfortunately the
bully pulpit generates other side effects besides cheap laughs.
Republican Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) threatened baseball
with federal legislation this January, pushing the Player’s
Union to take the unprecedented step of ripping up its own
collective-bargaining agreement and making the drug-testing
regimen much more intrusive and punitive.
But that still wasn’t enough for Los Angeles Democrat Henry
Waxman, who decided in late February that the Government Reform
Committee—which hadn’t issued a single subpoena in more than
a year—needed to arbitrate the factual claims in former player
Jose Canseco’s book, Juiced: Wild Times, Rampant ’Roids,
Smash Hits, and How Baseball Got Big. Canseco’s ridiculous
testimony, notable mostly for directly contradicting most
everything he wrote in his book (like, for instance, that
steroids are great), yielded one very telling reaction: Committee
members didn’t even pretend to care whether he was telling
the truth.
“I
would have questioned you about credibility because you made
some inconsistent statements,” Maryland Democrat Dutch Ruppersberger
told the former Bash Brother. “But the more I think about
it . . . you put it out there on the table and now we’re dealing
with it.”
The same committee members thrashed Boston Red Sox pitcher
Curt Schilling for actually coming clean—not about his drug
use, but about his use of hyperbole, when telling Sports
Illustrated a few years ago that steroids were rampant
in baseball. His admission of “exaggerating,” coupled with
an unwillingness to immediately agree on the spot to year-round
“zero tolerance” drug testing, led to many congressmen saying
they were “disappointed” in Schilling’s testimony.
But, like the press, they missed one stone-obvious con that
was taking place right under their noses: Major League Baseball
management, in the form of its tax-sucking commissioner, Bud
Selig, successfully deployed Congress as a million-pound hammer
coming down on his side of a labor negotiation. Congressman
after congresswoman angrily dismissed all player and union
talk of collective bargaining (the process, enshrined by federal
labor law, by which the two sides arrive on working contracts),
and placed nearly all blame for the “toothless” drug policy
squarely on the shoulders of the employees.
It was a virtuoso performance, and may yield fruit sooner
than even Selig dreamed: Eternally meddlesome Sen. McCain
warned this Sunday that “we ought to seriously consider .
. . a law that says all professional sports have a minimum
level of performance-enhancing drug testing.” Committee Chairman
Tom Davis (R-Va.) suggested the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency handle
the urinalysis.
Selig doesn’t give a damn about establishing the precedent
of the federal government overseeing the excrement of private
citizens, but that doesn’t excuse sports fans. Search and
seizure of private property should be a last resort, conducted
with probable cause, unless agreed upon privately between
union and management. One should not become a criminal suspect
by putting on a baseball uniform.
Matt
Welch is an associate editor at Reason. His work is
archived at mattwelch.com.
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