Love Web Extra
on Help Me’s dilemma:
want a little personal responsibility, Dan? I couldn’t agree
more, so let me lead the way: I fuck dogs. (Actually, I don’t
own a dog at the moment, but if I did you can bet we’d be
doing it like, well, animals.) Since your advice to Help Me,
the girl who supposedly awakened to find her friend’s dog’s
face buried in her crotch, wasn’t very thorough, here I am.
First of all, Help Me, I’ve never heard of any of the zoophiles
I know getting an infection from having their pussies lapped
at, and I know quite a few zoophiles. Still, a nice hot shower
never hurt anyone. If you decide to include penetrative sex
with your canine companion, both you and he might consider
a bath beforehand as well as after.
The behavior you are engaging in is not inherently harmful
to you or the dog, but I would think twice about playing with
a dog that isn’t yours. It’s deceitful, and it might confuse
your oblivious friend when she gets home and the dog tries
to get as friendly with her as he is with you. I agree with
Dan insofar as taking responsibility for your actions goes,
so I would say that if sex with canines is something that
interests you, now is the time to find out as much as you
can about it. Explore your feelings without judging yourself,
and try to find others who live the lifestyle and can advise
you. Then if you decide this is something you want to pursue,
consider getting your own four-footed companion. Be prepared
to treat any animal you bring into your home with respect
and care. Don’t get a dog if the only time you intend on giving
it attention is when you are fucking.
As for your third question, you aren’t sick just because you
get off on doggy cunnilingus. Granted, like any group, we
zoos have our embarrassing, abusive, sick representatives,
but the majority of us live content, functioning lives, enriched
and enlivened by our animal companions. (It’s not just dogs
either. Some of us enjoy horses, goats, sheep, dolphins, and
others.) Zoophilia is only a problem if it becomes a fetish
or a compulsion. Otherwise, it is only people’s irrational
fear and disgust that keeps us in the barn, so to speak.
Seattle Dog Lover
just one thing I’d like to ad, ASDL—besides BLECH!—and that’s
this: Some zoos “enjoy” horses a bit too much, as we’ve recently
seen in Washington State.
Oh, and there’s this too: You don’t address the Sexual Golden
Rule, ASDL, the ethical rule that informs a thinking person’s
position on bestiality: consent. An animal, like a child or
a comatose person or a corpse, cannot give its consent; therefore
animals, like children, and passed out drunks, and corpses,
are out of bounds. Of course, as I’ve said a million times,
if I were a sheep I’d rather be fucked once in a while than
slaughtered, dismembered, and consumed. But still, BLECH!
was so disappointed to read your response to the dog-sitter
who ventured into realms most don’t admit going to.
Obviously, she constructed the “I fell asleep and woke to
the dog licking me” thing to make herself feel more comfortable
about the events. You, of all people, could have found some
way to reassure her that she’s not the first person to have
an experience like that. Furthermore, for you to call her
“sick” was unconscionable! Of all the foul, off-the-wall sex
practices that I’ve seen you endorse, you decide that this
is where it becomes “sick”?!
Lastly, I just want to add that you gave her bad advice about
germs, and direct your attention to the following web pages
for reference: http://www.zooskool.com.
In The Midwest
for sharing, DITM.