we were drunk. It was all-out animal sex. It was raining out
so we were all wet and were just ripping our clothes off of
each other and throwing each other around.
the most erotic was washing our cars in my boyfriend’s backyard
(house in the country) with me wearing only a thong. We started
washing each other and ended up having super sex in the hot
sun right there on the ground.
with my true love resulted in complete separation but in the
end we couldn’t keep away from one another. I headed to his
house. The rush was overwhelming due to the want and need
from our separation.
stopped taking Prozac the week before.
to myself. ‘Nuff said.
girl could contract her vagina. So during climax she could
milk me like a dairy heifer.
naked on a couch pleasuring myself while my girl lounged naked
on a red bean bag at my feet slowly pulling a pearl necklace
from her pussy.
romantic dinner, bottle of wine, kids at grandma’s. Numerous
positions, then morning sex, breakfast in bed and half a day
without clothes on.
an affair. It was totally unexpected and yet so very right.
It was very hot, very raw and no-holds-barred sex. It will
most likely never happen again, but if he were to call me
today (or five years from now) I would jump at the chance
to do it again.
allowed me to put her in a diaper for my birthday. In turn,
she put me in one as well. We spent the evening crinkling
around our apartment patting each other’s padded bottoms.
The night ended in us grinding against each other in our diapers
until we just couldn’t take it anymore. We untaped each other
and went at it.
small, local playground, we had sex on the partly covered
slide, as it was pouring rain.
Describe one fulfilled sexual fantasy.
at a local college’s auditorium with an ex-boyfriend. (Empty
except for a security guard wandering the hallways outside.)
I turned the spotlights on us, dimmed the house lights, and
we took center stage.
on my 25th birthday. We met a girl who was a friend of one
of my friends, quite attractive, who was also adventurous.
My girl convinced her to come back to my place with us after
the party. It was my favorite present of the day.
and me, one guy and one girl and me, one girl and me. That
was all in one night!
sex while both my partner and I were wearing pantyhose.
I secretly craved met me at Ground Round for drinks which
led to a wonderful hand job in her car, and when she first
saw my cock she sighed, “It’s beautiful!”
up in the middle of the night to my girlfriend forcibly having
sex with me and acting as my “rapist.”
bought coordinated bra and panties sets for my girlfriend
and I. Then we had a Polaroid photo shoot with both of them
before peeling new purchases off.
married and straight. Except when it came to me. After my
last breakup she consoled me with many hours of pleasure.
The best part was when my upstairs neighbor wanted to know
if my ex-boyfriend was over last night cause I was very loud.
Nope, just the girls!
What fantasy of yours is best kept a fantasy?
a bit of a Santa Claus fantasy that nobody seems to want to
fantasy—having a guy make me get in a bathtub full of ice
water until I’m nearly hypothermic and then playing dead while
he screws me.
to bang my younger co-worker in the back room and scream while
doing it so everyone else who wants him knows that I got him
where I tie my wife to the kitchen island and plunder her
anally while dressed as Erik the Red.
anal sex with my ex-girlfriend, getting off inside her then
she sits on my face and I swallow my load.
What tactics do you use to keep a long-term relationship hot?
the book Daily Sex: 365 Positions and Activities for a
Year of Great Sex by Jane Seddon!
dates to spend time together regularly. And treat the other
person like your sex god/dess no matter how many times you’ve
important to change up who initiates the sex, what hole the
sex is happening in, and how fast it’s occurring.
Sexually and otherwise. Surprise him with tickets to a sports
event. Surprise him with a trail of clothes to the bedroom
when he comes home from work or wherever.
have too much sex. Restrict it to once or twice a week, but
“fool around” the other times you want to have sex, just don’t
tape performances, get new toys, watch porn together and do
exactly what the “actors” in the video are doing, page dirty
messages to him, ask him what he wants and try really hard
to do it.
else fails, while having sex with boyfriend, fantasize about
aforementioned younger co-worker banging me in the back room.
What’s the strangest advice you were ever given about sex?
want to avoid getting pregnant, don’t unzip the jeans. Sperm
have been known to go through underwear.” This was in high
school sex ed.
don’t have a condom you can use a plastic bag.”
advised withholding sex to get what I want outside the bedroom.
I’m not sure that is the strangest advice, but it is hands-down
the worst advice.
try this at home.”
used to have a saying about using condoms and practicing safe
sex: “Don’t step into three feet of water without wearing
myself while having sex. It turned out to be the best advice
I had ever gotten.
have to be a lousy lay or the guy will feel bad about himself.”
the alphabet on her clit with your tongue.”
date married women: There are no strings attached and it’s
an orgasm is better than not having one.”
I thought it was strange until I tried it: “Put your finger
in the girl’s asshole.”
said “Don’t forget to keep an open mind. When your man comes
home with a gerbil in a cage, well, don’t be too shocked.”
said, “Don’t beat it when you can bury it.”
What’s your favorite euphemism for sex or a particular sexual
used way too much, cause American Pie made it popular,
but I like “double clicking your mouse” for female masturbation.
“Santorum” takes the cake.
in the canyon.”
in the cabbage.”
in the hospital, and married friends of mine were going over
to feed my cats, one of which took daily thyroid medication.
At dinner at another friend’s house, before he was going to
have a third glass of wine, she asked him if they would be
medicating the cat that night. From then on, “medicating the
cat” became a great euphemism. It’s vague enough to mean several
It just sounds hilarious.
is “head”—keep in mind, boys, the clit is just a tiny
away laundry” for watching porn
Portuguese snow cone.”
want happy ending?”
Which euphemism for sex or a particular sexual act drives
you absolutely buggy?
It’s so played out.
grass or bush on the field, play ball!”
her the high hard one.”
the mattress jig.”
the baby batter.”
the beef bus/riding the skin bus/taking the flesh boat to
the bearded clam.”
in the pink, one in the stink.”
love.” Love is intangible, it cannot be made.
to make a drop off in your cum dumpster.”
beast with two backs.”
out.” There is no eating! I don’t want any teeth involved!
someone calls breasts “the girls” and balls “the boys.”
not the size of the ship, but the motion in the ocean.”
spoken in “baby talk” is a severe turn-off.
the silliest or most bizarre sexual dream you’ve had? What
happened when you next saw the person(s) involved?
dreamed I had sex with my mother. Needless to say, I was fucking
weirded out for about a week straight. Freudian theories in
the Invisible Woman and I was having sex with Wolverine in
a cage. I never did meet Wolverine in person, but I’ve had
a crush on him ever since.
I dreamed that I was having sex with my fiancée’s best friend,
and I started literally screaming her name. Next thing I know
my fiancée woke me up and said why are you screaming her
name? We saw her best friend the next day, but neither
of us told her!
trying to have sex with a person I work with and when I went
to sit down on his bed, he already had someone hiding under
the covers. I thought he’d ask me to stick around, but he
asked me to leave. The next day when I saw him, I told him
a dream that Danica Patrick was going down on me, and my dead
grandfather was sitting next to us.
that I was a female and having sex with my ex-girlfriend who
was a guy.
having anal sex with a man who had the face of my father.
I have been working in therapy to get through that. It’s been
like three years, I’m almost there.
a party with everyone watching, as though we were some kind
of scheduled entertainment.
What’s the best come-on you’ve ever heard?
you here before and have been looking for you ever since.
look like this supermodel. Oh, what is her name?”
come back to my place and see my action figures?”
give me Pac-Man fever, ara ara ara ara.”
tell by the first kiss if there will be a second time.”
worker once came up to me at the DMV and said “Before I leave
I just wanted to tell you you are absolutely beautiful.” It
was so polite and genuine, it made my day.
know the difference between sex and a cheeseburger? No? Would
you like to have lunch?”
look like Jesus.”
rubbed my sweater and asked “Is this wool? Well, then this
must be felt,” and grabbed my ass.
bet me 20 bucks that I wouldn’t come over here and try to
pick you up.”
really think your husband is good looking?”
What’s the strangest come on you’ve ever heard?
is a temple. Would you like to attend midnight mass?” (And
smell good, did you douche?”
your girlfriend? Really? Does she wanna watch?”
boobs are saggy, but I don’t mind.”
look like someone who never wants children.”
this guy over here had to turn his wife in for selling drugs
and she’s going to leave him and threatened to kill herself.
Do you think you could, you know, cheer him up?”
I talk to you for five minutes? If you hate me after that,
I’ll leave. It’s a win-win for you; you make the choice and
still get a free drink.” Do I even have to say I hated him?
name is Jeannie. . . . If I rub your lamp will you grant me
at you . . . you are so fertile!”
eyes are magical, like a unicorn.”
have sex since you just got a clean bill of health from Red
What’s your craziest sex story that your friends still don’t
my fiancée and I did it like 15 times in one night!
sex in the not-very-well-wooded area at the fishing spot and
he jizzed on the trees.
down at a table with a group of friends to study. My girlfriend
sat opposite me, and started rubbing my legs with her feet.
The tablecloth cloaked what she was doing, so she got bold
and started stroking my penis through my jeans with her feet.
I was so turned on that I grabbed her foot and used it to
pleasure myself. Eventually I blew a load in my jeans while
eight of my friends were in the same room, a few of them sitting
at the same table.
I had sex with my girlfriend (and I’m a girl) in the high-school
What’s the most unusual thing you do to get yourself in the
erotic text messages to each other.
a nap. I often need a break between the work day and dallying
with my boyfriend.
at Home Depot.
wrestling with the boyfriend—I love a good fight.
women’s tennis, preferably when the Russians are playing.
ginger brandy and play with my ass a little.
about being/getting pregnant and getting fucked while I am
on my fingers and rub my nipples.
What do you think is the difference between erotica and pornography?
Does it matter?
is classy and artistic and porn is graphic and dirty. I would
rather be involved with erotica. I am more turned on by porn
say porn is actual penetration. Erotica is just more like
soft-core porn or just touching without intercourse.
is longer than the other.
is fiction about characters having sex. Pornography is a representation
of sex into which we project ourselves. It does matter, because
pornography feeds our narcissistic illusions, while erotica
situates sex as an aspect of the human condition.
has artistic value, like Anais Nin’s writing. Porn simply
has a sexual purpose. But both are good.
is the expression of sex and love between people two sexually
healthy, normal partners! Porn is just two people getting
on to make money and entertain horny lonely people, it’s for
the benefit of a third party.
is less biased. Pornography tends to favor men, and is usually
a bit degrading to the women involved.
entices your thoughts and imagination while porn appeals to
your animal instinct and dark side. Perhaps it matters to
others. . . .
If you have an “arrangement” with a long-term partner that
allows for sex with others under limited circumstances, what
are those circumstances?
agree on the person and are present and involved.
know them and they cannot be prettier or skinner than me.
While on a diet, sometimes you slip and have ice cream. It
happens. When we’re in a situation that presents itself with
all the right variables, we call that an “Ice Cream” situation.
There’s no lying.
Tell us about the best sexual surprise you’ve ever had.
given an oiled massage, then being tied up with a spreader
bar and given a blowjob while blindfolded.
have shaved their pubic hair for me, which has always been
birthday, this girl I had been seeing for a short time asked
at the bar for my keys to my place, and when I got home when
I was done partying she was in my bed naked and waiting.
orgasm with my best friend at age 13. It was the only time
I’ve ever had an orgasm without “trying” or thinking about
it. It just happened. What a delicious surprise. I’ll never
home from work to have my girlfriend meet me at her door wearing
nothing but an apron and her underwear.
out my girlfriend was a “squirter.”
instantly attracted to a cute female, hitting it off and finding
her to be a tranny.
gave me blowjob in restaurant parking lot.
What’s the strangest place you’ve had sex?
of an antique Victrola.
alley off of Madison and Quail.
boat launch, by the Rexford bridge.
dark corner of a bar in Troy with my fiancée on a dare from
some of her college girlfriends.
of a toilet—can’t remember where the toilet was though.
kayak in the middle of a national park.
Pike at 80 mph.
woods while I sat on my motorcycle helmet and my girlfriend
pulled her shorts aside and straddled me.
tree in a city park.
in the parking lot of a Coldplay concert while waiting for
traffic, surrounded by other cars.
in North Carolina while there were families swimming in the
pool all around us.
street subway station.
sanctuary on Long Island.
What’s your favorite sex toy that wasn’t intended to be a
phone on its vibrate setting.
mini-blind turning rod.
dolls with stiff arms or legs
What sexual discovery has changed your life?
my throat while giving blowjobs. So much easier!
a product called Anal-Eze. It numbed me just enough for anal
penetration, but not so much that I was unable to enjoy it.
I enjoy dildos and anal play.
my G-spot. It does exist! Hallelujah!!!
that I’m submissive and finding two wonderful mistresses so
watching gay men have sex on film. (I’m a female.)
a woman who is maturing is still an extremely sensual being.
go down on my partner before we make love, his boner lasts
my gratification throughout life of wearing diapers is considered
a “fetish” and is shared by thousands of others.
that I am a lesbian.
What’s your best story about watching or being watched?
made me come for the third time. I opened my eyes to see my
cat sitting on the nightstand—staring at me. The door stays
on the bus on the way home during middle school one day when
I witnessed a female classmate giving head to one of our male
classmates. She grabbed his starter jacket and threw it over
her head and started going at it. Her head, the jacket rather,
bobbed up and down for the entire drive home while the guy
just sat back and smiled.
to have sex doggy style in front of a mirror so I can watch
him and he can watch both sides of me.
being flogged by a mistress and lost myself in a moment of
out-of-body experience as others watched.
I think we are watched constantly because the shades on our
windows are practically see-through. We don’t mind if people
How is your sexual persona different from the persona you
present to the rest of the world?
everyday life, I’m a top. In bed, not so much.
thing, it’s a lot more fun. But mostly the rest of the world
doesn’t want or need to know about my rope collection.
think people would look at me and say “Yeah, she likes it
rough.” I am outgoing and funny, but I don’t look like the
type of person you could smack around during sex.
different! I am so sweet and innocent looking and acting,
people who know me would die if they knew how raunchy and
dirty I am in bed.
the day, a professional who, by virtue of my job, is conservative.
In bed, anything goes for me and I’m very verbal!
more passive sexually than I am in real life.
some of my students think I’m straight, and that blows my
kinky while to the mainstream world I’m so normal and nice.
What would your utopian sexual society look like?
is beautiful, having nothing but great sex all the time, anytime,
relationships would no longer be considered weird or dangerous.
Jealousy would fade as sex was seen as a natural and healthy
enterprise for all, and a communal experience.
French. We (Americans/New Englanders) wouldn’t be so hung
up on sex, nudity, and enjoyment.
Beckingsale, Natalie Portman, Kiera Knightley, and Jessica
Alba alone with me.
would be me, my best friends, and several hundred hot
men of all cock shapes and sizes—and no B-acne, super hairy
bodies, or chewing tobacco would be allowed! Oh and lots and
lots of batteries. Mmmm. I guess it would look a lot like
The Land Before Time, but instead of cartoon dinosaurs,
there would be semi-dressed people and man-eaters.
where women were no younger than 19, no older than 20 and
they all wore Catholic schoolgirl outfits with no panties.
are in control and men have to please them whenever, wherever,
whatever and cherish us like the goddesses we are!
like it does now.