Yeah,
I know, I know. But I’m a sucker for these shows. Why? Partly
flat-out nostalgia—this was the music in my ear when I was
a little kid. Another part of it is kind of like why we watch
American Idol—to see who gets out with their dignity
intact and who’s a trainwreck. Then there’s the fact that
the audience at these shows makes me feel young, a rarity
of late.
My expectations
weren’t real high for two-thirds of this show. Twenty years
ago, I went to a couple nostalgia shows at SPAC and was mighty
impressed with Gary Puckett, who sang circles around his laughable,
melodramatic repertoire. He projected swarminess and trouble
back then, maybe because he was trapped by his hits, haunted
with show-biz demons. It was a different guy at Proctors Saturday:
healthy, confident, looking way too much like Johnny
Rabb, and still in great voice (although he’s developed this
warbly vibrato in his lower register). Puckett’s still trapped
by those goofy old hits, and the show (he was backed by an
über-loungey three-piece band) had the distinct whiff of cheese
throughout. The difference now is that he seems to have come
to terms with it all, and good for him. One can only wonder,
though, what could have been if he’d had better management,
made better choices, etc. Dude’s got voice.
You know
that Flo and Eddie won’t disappoint, and they didn’t. Screamingly
funny, direct, loose, honest, and profane, the Turtles show
was a howl at the specter of aging, interspersed with their
poppy hits. I last saw them 20 years ago (at the old baseball
park by the airport) when the show was a howl at the specter
of child-raising, and was every bit as hysterical and inspirational.
The playing, of course, was deadly, with longtime drummer
Joe Stefko driving the band through Zappa-esque changes and
color supplied by the Cars’ Greg Hawkes on keyboards. There
were a couple times where the gonzo nature of the show seemed
to sail over the heads of the predominantly working-class
crowd, but the wildest antics were at least tolerated with
a smile and a shrug. And of course “Happy Together” got everybody,
at least everybody who could stand in the jam-packed house,
on their feet.
For me,
the wild card of the night was going to be Peter Noone, whom
I last saw 30 freaking years ago with his band the Tremblers
at the Hullaballo (!!!) with Real Danger opening. Beat that!
I was expecting . . . well, I dunno what I was expecting.
Not much, really. But the guy, who still looks about 35, was
just brilliant, with a bizarre and deadly sense of comedic
timing, and a Will Ferrell-like willingness to do anything
for a laugh. Much of what he did was off-the-cuff improv:
riffing endlessly on the word “Schenectady”; absurdly impersonating
Tom Jones, Michael Jackson, and Johnny Rotten; and taking
countless shots at the Turtles (he consoled a young girl in
the audience by telling her that his mum had forced him to
go to a Turtles concert when he as a young boy, too). Much
of the crowd, myself included, were in tears for much of the
show. Noone sang all the hits great, and was backed by a real
rock band led by hyperkinetic guitarist Vance Brescia, whom
Noone would walk over and kick in the ass from time to time
for no apparent reason. Improbably and delightfully, the musical
highlight of the evening was when Noone and Brescia sat down
at the end of the long (three-and-a-half hour) show and did
a quiet, small version of “Mrs. Brown You’ve Got a Lovely
Daughter.” Amid all the chaos, it was jarringly perfect.