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Slumdog Gastronome

Metroland food critic offers tips on the new economics of dining

By B.A. Nilsson

A little while ago, some of the quick-food joints figured out an important trend in our dining: Subway has been offering $5 sandwiches for more than a year and started doing so around the time Boston Market came up with $5 entrées. Joining the frugal fray in May is T.G.I. Friday’s, which just dropped the price of several of its offerings to five bucks.

If places like this are feeling the pinch, what about white-linen and casual dining restaurants? A number of new deals have been appearing on menus throughout the area, a sign that one of the first things to go when you’re closing household budget gaps is dining out. Restaurant meals can’t help but be exponentially more expensive than the dinners you cook at home. Yet there’s evidence—it’s anecdotal, so don’t put my feet to the fire—that folks tend not to cut back on dining out as much as they could during lean times. I suspect that the comfort offered by a good restaurant meal becomes even more attractive as everything else in your life goes south.

Is it possible to continue to enjoy your favorite eateries even as paychecks shrink and disappear? I believe so. But, then again, I’m paid to believe so. Not that I’m paid much. My freelancing life is always a bouncy economic ride, so long ago I developed my own strategies for minimizing meal expenses without having to cook too often.

At first those strategies were transparent and/or stupid. Take, for example, the challenge of dining out with others. As a teenager, I learned that patting my back pocket in the famous “where’s-my-wallet?” move fooled nobody. So I refined it into a more careful scam, deciding ahead of time what I could afford to pay for the meal and putting only that amount of cash in my wallet. (Needless to say, I had no credit cards.) At the moment of truth, I would very obviously produce every last dollar I was carrying and murmur, “Listen, I think I’m a little short.” The trick was to sit close to someone who didn’t know me well, someone inclined to respond with a “Don’t worry about it.” The downside, of course, is that you can’t use that tactic too often.

Once I got my first credit card, I fell into the same trap so many encounter and deluded myself into thinking it was free money. On restaurant meals alone, I maxed out in no time. It’s a gambling tactic, a hand you can play when you’re sure there’s a big payoff coming down the pike. Of course, most gamblers think there’s a big payoff coming down the pike, and probably continue to think so as they enter bankruptcy.

It’s better to approach the dining-out quandary with some manner of budgetary precision. Look over your restaurant expenses for the past year. Mine, because of the work I do, get their own Quicken category. Three main variables define you dining: where you go, how often, and what you spend. You’ll save money if you patronize different places, visit the same restaurants less often, or cut out the appetizers and order cheaper entrées. You didn’t need that dessert anyway.

Beyond that, how about cutting a deal with your favorites for a discount? It’s not as far-fetched as it may sound. It’s not just the chain restaurants that have been lowering prices or, at least, offering economical combos. Ask if there’s a reward program for frequent dining, which may well encourage the owner to institute one.

There are significant ways to look at the matter of dining at less-expensive restaurants. Theoretically, quality increases with price, but at some point all you’re paying for is prestige. This is the case with every high-end enterprise, be it audio equipment, vacation resorts or fancy clothing. Maybe you can live without being fussed over by a maitre d’. Do you really need a designer label, so to speak, on your dinner check?

Now is a great time to deepen your interest in the cuisine of unfamiliar ethnicity. Unfortunately, to do that, you’ll have to go to New York or any other major metropolitan area. Albany is getting there, but slowly and with cries of pain. When we get an Ethiopian restaurant, I’ll stop bitching. We have had a recent efflorescence of Asian and Middle Eastern eateries, and I’m thrilled to see a low-priced Polish restaurant (Muza) join Troy’s array, which already includes representatives from Turkey, Lebanon, Egypt, Jamaica and Cuba.

It used to be called slumming, that practice of whisking your top-hatted, fur-coated friends to some little dive where you could display your hauteur while saving money on the grub. Now it’s called financial survival. And once you lose the hauteur, you’ll win an owner’s greeting far more sincere than that of the well-paid maitre d’.

But how, I hear you asking, can I dine without paying anything at all? It’s simpler than you may think. Try to find richer friends. They’re out there. They don’t usually move in your social circles, so you’re going to have to upscale your life a bit. If you’re an artist, seek wealthy patrons. Otherwise, wear respectable clothing and mingle with the well-heeled. Insinuate yourself into the intermission crowd at opening night of a symphony season and second-act the concert. Chances are that there will be a reception afterward. There’s dinner!

Posing as a reporter, find a hotel with a noontime press conference that has lunch attached. Ask a few questions—they don’t even have to be intelligent ones (you’re a reporter, after all)—and glom onto the buffet.

Or work as a real reporter and review restaurants. If you haven’t got a print publication up your sleeve, try blogging. Push your way past the background noise with quality writing, good photos (and please, please, a good layout), and eventually they’ll be coming to you, offering free eats.

Click here for a list of recently reviewed restaurants.


TABLE SCRAPS

Tonight (Thursday) you should get yourself online and go to fsacollegestore .com, find the Ticket Sales option, and buy your way into the dinner-concert taking place at 6 PM on Monday (April 20). Your $60 secures a seat at a three-course meal crafted by Schenectady County Community College Chef Gerhard Moser, featuring butternut bisque, his signature roasted hen diab and a dessert of profiteroles. Carefully selected wine will accompany each course. This takes place at the college’s Van Curler Room, after which you’ll trot across the hall to the Lally-Mohawk Room for a concert by the Musicians of Ma’alwyck featuring music by J.C. Bach, Boieldieu and Spohr for violin, cello and harp. You need to reserve your seats now, and if the online option is too oppressive, call 377-3623. . . . Schenectady Day Nursery presents its 10th annual benefit, “A Little Bit of Jazz & More,” from 5:30 to 8 PM, April 30 at Proctors Fennimore Gallery (432 State St., Schenectady). Classé Catering’s menu includes jumbo shrimp, sesame chicken with crispy noodles, steak canapés with goat cheese, short rib sliders, potato rosti, truffle risotto cakes and more. And there will be a cheese display, tapas plates, two pasta station items and cookies and chocolates for dessert. The event also features complimentary beverages including beer and wine, and jazz by Colleen Pratt & Friends. Ticket are $50; reserve them by calling 573-0773. . . . Remember to pass your scraps to Metroland.



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