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I was watching Dr. Phil on television the other day with my wife. He was talking to a woman who discovered, after marrying her husband, that he was a cross-dresser, or at least, had cross-dressing tendencies. Dr. Phil counseled the woman to leave the man because of his ďperversion,Ē and told her that no one could ever be sexually satisfied with a cross-dresser for a husband because he would always be masturbating while wearing her underwear, and so on, instead of sexually pleasing her. Mind you, the woman had three kids with this guy so obviously they got it on occasionally, and she actually didnít say that they didnít have sex, only that he had brought up the idea of wearing her clothes and she was repulsed. Then he got the husband on the phone and yelled at him for being dishonest.

From reading your column for a long time, I was under the impression that lots of people with fetishes live happy, productive, sexually fulfilling lives. Just because something turns someone on doesnít mean that nothing else turns them on, does it? If I like blowjobs and my wife doesnít, does that mean we are sexually incompatible? How is this different? Or is Dr. Phil just projecting?

óPerverts and Nylon Tights

As the mental image of a cross-dressed Dr. Phil is too horrible to contemplate, letís assume he isnít projecting. Besides, itís more likely Dr. Phil is simply doing what daytime TV talk show hosts are paid the big bucks to do: Tell women in the audience exactly what they want to hear. In this case, heís telling the wife of a cross-dresser and, by extension, all the wives of all the cross-dressers watching at home that their husbands are dishonest perverts, that the wives are wronged innocents, and that their husbandsí ho-hum sexual fetish is grounds for divorce.

Yes, yes: In an ideal world people would make a full disclosure of their secret sexual fetishes before getting married and making babies. But most straight people with ďshamefulĒ sexual fetishes deny and suppress them for years in what almost always proves to be a futile attempt to control and deny their sexual desires and live ďnormalĒ lives. (Out gay people, as a rule, donít suppress their kinks. Compared to a desire for same-sex sex and love, a desire for leather, dress socks, stuffed animals, spankings, piss, Ashton Kutcher, etc., just isnít that scary.) Eventually straight guys with fetishes realize that itís impossible to suppress their sexual fantasies and then make the difficult decision to tell the wife.

And why do straight guys with bizarre sexual fantasies and fetishes try keep them secret? Why do they suppress them? Hide them from their potential mates? Because of people like Dr. Phil.

Itís the Dr. Phils of this world who run around telling people that anyone with a sexual fantasy wilder than whip cream on the wifeís nipples is a freak. Itís the Dr. Phils who spread the lie that people with wild sexual fantasies are not interested in ďnormalĒ sexual activity, no matter how much ďnormalĒ sexual activity theyíve had in their long lives. Itís the Dr. Phils who tell women with small children that the discovery of a run-of-the-mill sexual fetish is grounds for divorce.

Gee, color me Bill Bennett, but it seems to me that the damage of divorce for all involved (especially kids!) is so great that the wife of a cross-dresser might want to take a stab at accepting or accommodating her husbandís fetish before filing for divorce. And perhaps the woman on Dr. Philís show might have gone there if the not-so-good doctor took the trouble to do a little research before he stuck his big, bald head up his big, white ass. (Which he did right there on television, which is kinda perverse, donít you think?) Then Dr. Phil couldíve told her that cross-dressing is a common fetish among straight men, and that most cross-dressers are only interested in indulging themselves from time to time. Dr. Phil couldíve told her that most cross-dressers are capable of having normal sexual relations with their wives. He also couldíve told her that there are numerous support groups, books, and internet chat rooms for the wives of cross-dressers.

And he couldíve told her that while it may not be pleasant to contemplate her husband in womenís clothes (where is it written that he has to wear her clothes?), thereís no reason she has to contemplate it all the time. If she can give her husband permission to indulge on his own during solo masturbation sessions, and if his occasional indulgence takes nothing away from their shared sex life, she should be encouraged not to dwell on the whole husband-in-panties issue.

Iím hoping you have some ideas on this one, because Iím fresh out. I got pregnant back in Juneóintentionally, and very happily, with my husband of almost five years. The getting pregnant part was great, but since then, heís been totally uninterested in sex. There are no medical reasons why we canít be intimate. Iíve asked my husband about it and he doesnít want to talk. Iíve passed along books and articles about how sex during pregnancy is a good and healthy thing that wonít hurt the baby. Iíve approached him while naked or suggestively wrapped in a towel (sexy underwear doesnít really come in maternity sizes), Iíve snuggled up to him when he comes to bed and in the morning when we wake up, Iíve told him how much I love him and want to be intimate, and the only result Iíve gotten is that he comes to bed after Iíve gone to sleep and leaps out of bed when the alarm goes off.

This morning I finally managed to lure him back under the sheets (for the first time in almost a month!) and after heíd gotten me off he got up and left, telling me I should be happy because heíd given me, ďwhat [I] wanted.Ē Well, hell, thatís not what I wantóI want us to enjoy each other before we get completely overwhelmed with kid stuff! Iím tired and frustrated and hurt. I donít understand what his problem is and Iím afraid that heíll keep behaving this way after the babyís born, which is not going to make for a happy marriage. Aside from the sex thing I feel very close to him, but, well, ďthe sex thingĒ is kind of a biggie.

óMomma Violates Poppa?

In the spirit of telling women what they donít want to hear:

Has it occurred to you, MVP, that your husband might not be attracted to you at the moment? While thereís no medical reason you canít be having sex right now, there are men out there who simply arenít attracted to their wivesí pregnant bodies and/or men who canít quite get past the ďpresenceĒ of their unborn children. If your husband isnít attracted to your body right now or is turned off by the thought of his unborn child floating in a pool of daddyís semen, thereís nothing books and articles and nudity and towels and advice columns can do about it.

So what do you do? Accept the fact that your husband isnít up for sex at this time and take comfort in the thought that your sex life will return to normal once the baby comes. (Yes, yes: youíll be busy when the baby comes, but resourceful couples can always carve out time for sexóand you sound pretty resourceful, MVP.) In the meantime, throw away the books and the articles and stop waltzing around the house naked. If that stuff hasnít worked yet, well, itís not going to work at all. And youíre unlikely to get any physical intimacy out of himóno cuddling, no lingering in the morningóif he feels like every move you make is an attempt to initiate sex.

So tell your husband that nothing is expected of him over the next few months but that you do need to be held and that you need a certain amount of physical intimacy for the remainder of your pregnancy. He may not want to have sex but itís cruel to deny you any physical intimacy at all. Once he feels like youíre no longer trying to initiate sex every time you come near him (at a time he fears he wonít be able to perform), perhaps heíll start coming to bed before you go to sleep and linger a bit longer in the morning. There. Itís answers like that one that will prevent me from ever having a daytime TV talk show of my own.

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