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Twin-tone:
Good Charlotte's Joel Madden.
Photo: Martin Benjamin
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Kids
in the Hall
Good
Charlotte, Something Corporate, Mest
Pepsi
Arena, Oct. 18
By
Paul Rapp
My mission was to accompany three babes, ages 9, 11 and 12,
to their first Big Concert. Good Charlotte, darlings of MTV,
were at the Pepsi, and wild horses wouldn’t have kept my posse
away. They met and joined their tribe, and they’ll never forget
it. They left the show hoarse, deaf, and very, very happy.
Good Charlotte may never fully recover from the diss hurled
their way by Chris Rock a few months ago. After a perfunctory
performance on the MTV Music Awards (with an ill-advised obligatory
drum-smashing at the end), Rock looked into the camera and
said “Good Charlotte? More like mediocre Green Day!” Which
was mean, unfair, and coming from the guy who made Head
of State, well, you really want to talk mediocre?
I look at it this way: They are a guitar band making the Top
40. God bless them.
And they are not burdened by undue angst, anger, paralyzing
irony or self-aggrandizement. They’re a lot smarter than they
look. Songs are good, too.
Good Charlotte, like, rocked the house um-hum, a smallish
(let’s say 4,000) house, but an ecstatic one. The average
age was around 16, (not counting all of the parents who, after
all, don’t count), and the audience was made up of maybe two-thirds
girls. Note to Pepsi Arena: Thank you for selling beer at
this show! Brilliant! The words “Daddy, can I have $35 for
a sweatshirt?” assume a disarming lilt after a couple cold
ones.
The show was full of big hooks, big choruses, lots of lights,
and numerous thanks to the crowd. Lead singer Joel Madden
told the screaming throng, “Those people at the record company
and at radio wouldn’t care about us at all if it wasn’t for
you people!” He was right, he was sincere, and he empowered
every little girl in the room.
It was a sing-along, punctuated by shrill screams. Midshow,
Joel (dressed in black, with a short, red Mohawk, and a bunch
of tattoos) and his twin brother Benji (the same, ’cept no
Mohawk) sat down and sang a quiet acoustic number. A song
of love and devotion. About their Mom. Think what you will,
but it takes a lot more balls to sing a song like this than
one about the retarded security guards at the mall. Cultural
note: During slow mushy songs, holding lighters in the air
has been de rigueur for three decades, right? Well, the sharp
yellow flames are being replaced by the cool azure glow of
cell-phone LCDs, hundreds of which were held high while the
Madden twins told Mom that they dug her a lot.
Immediate openers Something Corporate are an interesting bunch
indeed. Led by blond charisma-to-burn hyper-emo Andrew McMahon
(who played, stomped on, and stood atop an old upright piano),
these guys played atmospheric, dirgy, big-beat songs, like
Brian Eno with a groove thing, or Coldplay without the pretense.
With the right song and a little luck, Something Corporate
could hit your radar big time sometime next year. Hope so.
First openers Mest were depressing and disposable. Led by
a singer with a huge pointy Mohawk who seemed to think that
street cred is measured in the number of times one can say
the F-word (example: “Thank you, fucking Albany fuckers!”),
Mest misused every overused cliché in the skate-punk canon,
and drowned in their own imagined hype.
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