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Phantogram with friends

Our Band Is Your Life

Two local bands went on tour and all we got was this stupid road diary

Phantogram

The Saratoga Springs duo had an eventful year, to put it mildly. Josh Carter and Sarah Barthel have spent much of the last seven months on the road. At the end of their recent U.S. jaunt it was announced that Phantogram had signed to Barsuk Records. That news segued neatly to a victory lap at the CMJ Music Marathon, which included tapings for bi-coastal public-radio station KEXP and ABC News’ “Amplified,” an interview with MTV’s John Norris, and a sold-out Brooklyn show with School of Seven Bells (SVIIB) and buzz-heavy English band the xx. Immediately thereafter, they boarded a plane to Europe for six more weeks of shows. Here, Josh and Sarah reflect on the excitement and mundanities of their recent tour with SVIIB.

Sept. 23

JOSH: Flew out to Seattle. Arrived late at night. Our manager, Wes, picked us up at the airport and took us out for some Mexican food. I couldn’t hold any of it down, because the Percocet that I’m taking for my recently pulled wisdom tooth makes me nauseous. We headed to his place and I was out like a light as soon as my head hit the pillow.

Sept. 24

SARAH: Rifflandia Festival in Victoria, B.C. We went to this incredible food stand down by the water. An oyster wrap as well as fish and chips hit the spot. Poor Josh was only able to eat soup because of his mouth surgery a couple days ago. I tried my hardest to pretend as though my meal was “just OK.” We are opening up for Beach House tonight in Victoria B.C. Possibly the best slot we could imagine for this event. Thanks Mike Mori!

 

JOSH: We got up today around 5 AM to take a ferry from Seattle to Victoria, B.C. It was a beautiful trip, but again I was puking my guts out every 10 minutes. We arrived in Victoria and it is a beautiful city. Our hotel is amazing and it overlooks the harbor. Around lunch time, I started to feel better and I decided to stop taking the Percocets. A good decision on my part.

Sept. 25

SARAH: 7 AM. We are riding back to Washington on a ferry. I feel guilty sitting in front of a computer right now while picturesque scenery is floating by me. I’ll make this short and sweet. Last night’s show was a fucking blast and Beach House brought a ton of people, as they should. They were incredible. We are headed back on a plane to start our tour with SVIIB. Baltimore here we come.

Sept. 26

JOSH: Today we drove from Brooklyn to Baltimore to play at this place called the Ottobar. I am upstairs in the green room waiting to hit the stage. We met the people from SVIIB and they seem friendly. I am in a room by myself to escape from being around others. Fact is, my mouth is hurting too much to converse with other people. I have a splitting headache, and really just want to play this gig and get it over with so I can lay down.

Sept. 27

SARAH: Don’t ask me why I thought it was a good idea to leave our lights at home for this tour. I’m regretting that decision more and more. Now that we are only working with our strobe light at the shows, I’m afraid it’s going to send someone into seizure land. Agenda for tomorrow: breakfast with the band, drive a hybrid, play a show in Chapel Hill, watch Dexter at Alex’s place.

Sept. 28

JOSH: Chapel Hill was a nice little town. A friend of mine, who I haven’t seen since high school, took us out for dinner at an Italian restaurant before the show. Pretty awesome of him to do so. Good show, good crowd. Another friend of ours that we are staying with just outside Chapel Hill recorded Dexter, so we are gonna watch the first episode of the new season. I can’t fucking wait! Probably one of my favorite programs of all time.

Sept. 29

JOSH: Dexter kicked ass last night. We drove to Atlanta and played a show in this place called the Drunken Unicorn. I got harassed by some crack whore across the street from the club when i went to buy cigarettes at a liquor store. I felt like I was gonna get robbed. Bunch of sketch-balls hanging around.

 

SARAH: Hotlanta. Drunken Unicorn. Once again, an outstanding venue living in a scary neighborhood. If someone tries to break into our Prius, I’m going to cut them in places that will make them worthless to a woman. Red Stripe. Sound Check.

Sept. 30

SARAH: Day off. Tip of the day: Don’t listen to any book-on-tape involving rape, murder, and psychopaths while driving through Texas in the middle of the night. It may cause some unusual behavior.

Oct. 1

JOSH: Got to Austin, Texas today. The drive from Atlanta was a bitch, but Sarah and I had a good time. We ate at a Shoney’s. Shoney’s never tastes good, but we had to stop anyway just for the hell of it. Austin is a cool city. It’s our first time here since SXSW. The hole in my mouth is killing me. I think I have what they call “dry socket,” where the hole doesn’t really heal properly. Maybe I should go to a clinic for some painkillers that don’t make me puke.

 

SARAH: Tip of the day: When you arrive in Austin, immediately find your way to a Torchy’s Tacos restaurant. Do yourself a favor and order the Baja Shrimp, the Republican, and the Dirty Sanchez taco. It might just change your whole perspective on shit.

We got to hang out back stage at Austin City Limits today while SVIIB played. Got a little starstruck when I walked by Robyn Hitchcock and Daniel Johnston. I need to learn how to cool it when I see famous people. Tip of the Day: While hanging out with well-respected artists, it would be smart for you to keep your staring problem at a minimum. Also, don’t think that pointing your finger at the artist and jumping in place will make the situation any better. I promise you, it won’t.

Let’s hope our equipment is safe outside in the parking lot tonight. I haven’t seen any hooligans around, but this hotel is a shithole. No offense SVIIB, we are very thankful for you to put us up for the night in your room but the carpet smells like piss and there is a unusual dark-red stain between the toilet and the bathtub. I think I’m going to take an Irish shower tomorrow.

Oct. 2

SARAH: We are on our way to San Diego with sort of a late start. Texas is beautiful. While we keep driving west, I feel more and more like Paul Reubens in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure. The stars at night! Are big and bright! Ch Ch Ch Ch!! Deep in the Heart of Texas!

Oct. 3

SARAH: New Mexico. I think I just saw a dead gremlin on the side of the road.

Oct. 4

JOSH: San Diego. Southern California is pretty enough, if your idea of “pretty” is miles and miles of suburban homes, strip malls, and just about every chain restaurant in america. Gonna hang out in the city for a few hours while we wait to load into the Casbah. Hopefully we can go to the beach for an hour or two.

Oct. 5

SARAH: Yesterday we were in San Diego. In-N-Out Burger was top priority on our list. We were also able to travel out to Sunset Cliffs. At the show, we met a guy who could have been Josh’s evil twin. They even shared similar mannerisms when they realized. Off to L.A. to play the Troubadour and eat again at In-N-Out Burger. I’m really looking forward to seeing some old friends at the show. I hope they recognize me.

Oct. 7

SARAH: Last night we played our last show with SVIIB at Slim’s in San Francisco. The venue was incredible and we were able to play in front of a ton of people. It was a great way to end the tour with SVIIB. But, for some reason Josh and I didn’t think that was good enough. Instead we decided to stay up until 4:30 AM with the band at a house party. We took a quick nap and had to get to a radio interview for 7 AM. I’m surprised we were able to carry on a conversation with the D.J. Tip of the day: Don’t be an idiot.

Oct. 9

SARAH: Seattle with Starfucker. Sold-out all-ages show. It’s going to be packed! We’ve got an interview in a few minutes. I think I’m going to confess my love for Prince for the first time on video. That’s of course if she asks who my favorite artists are.

Oct. 10

SARAH: Time to make our way back to upstate New York. Our wonderful managers took us out to eat last night at this phenomenal Thai restaurant. We love you, Wes and Josh. We were also able to hang out at the Barsuk Records office while we were in town. We are so excited to be working with such a wonderful group of people. Forty-three hours in the Prius. Ready, set, go.

 

After the Fall

After The Fall

At roughly the same time as Phantogram were experiencing the In-N-Out of the American Southwest, decade-old Albany hardcore-punk trio After The Fall were in Europe for the two-week Oktourber, a co-bill with ATF and Dutch band Antillectual. Singer-guitarist Mike Moak recounts his band’s wild ride.

Sept. 30

After taking some sleeping pills and snoozing for eight hours we arrive in Amsterdam. Our friend Gijs shows us around the city. Like the tourists we are, we go to Dolphins coffee shop and sample some weed and hash. We met a girl named Helena who used to live in Saratoga. She went to Skidmore College. She tells me she’s seen After the Fall before. Such a small world.

Oct. 1

Wake up early in Amsterdam and take a train to Nijmegen. Nijmegen is where Antillectual are from. They meet us at the train station and we go have a split band practice. After that we go to another coffee shop and then some bars and some punk squats and we party way too hard since we haven’t even played a show yet. Great city with great people; bad hangover in the morning.

Oct. 2

We drive to our first show in Bremen, Germany at the club G18. When we arrive some nice people tell us to load in our gear and merch and dinner will be ready after that. This is some treatment you don’t get at your typical show in the states. After looking around the club, I realize were playing the same club as our forefathers had, bands like Lifetime, I Spy, and Dropdead had their flyers posted on the walls from the last 20 years. This is when it really sets in for me that we’re out here, and were doing this! It may be a decade later but it feels great.

Oct. 3

Berlin, Germany. What a fantastic place this is. The city reminds me of NYC and Boston. We show up to the club, Lokal, and are greeted with beers and pizza. The promoter, Ky, runs the agency Muttis Booking, which does booking for Lagwagon and other great bands. The show gets packed and we start playing. German kids are circle-pitting and singing every word. This was the greatest feeling, to be a million miles from home and see people singing your songs and going nuts. After the show we meet lots of great people, including one guy who lives on Hunter Mountain on and off. Once again, such a small world.

Oct. 4

After Berlin, we leave for Prague. I am really excited for this because I get to meet up with an old friend (Matt) from the old Albany band, the Bell County Silence. He lives in Prague now and teaches elementary school. We arrive to the venue Klub V Jeleni and we park behind on top of a hill where the view is amazing. Matt shows up with a selection of beers, potato chips, chocolate, bread, and Fritz Cola. The cola was disgusting, but everything else was great. We played some songs for some awesome people. Later we went out for gyros and beers in the city, had an awesome time, met some awesome people.

Oct. 5

We arrive at the club in Mannheim, Germany and are given a fridge full of beer and some gross soup. I couldn’t really eat much of that soup so needless to say I drank a lot and got drunk fast. After opening act Screed, we start playing and once again kids are going crazy and singing all our songs with us. A carload of people drove two hours for the show and loved every minute of it. I was really drunk that night so for some reason I think we played a crazy set. At one point someone got on stage with a harmonica and we played a song together.

Oct. 6

A nine-hour drive to the next show. We watch Band of Brothers and The Simpsons Movie and finally make it to Bandhouse in Weiner Neustadt, Austria. Weiner Neustadt is the home to many great bands and friends of ours such as Rentokill and Astpai. The show is in a huge practice space for opening act GPF. A guy named Ivan and his girlfriend show up—they drove nine hours froim Croatia to see us play a 25-minute set. That’s dedication.

Oct. 7

Club Jegendhaus in Karlsfeld, Germany, feeds us burritos and beers. ATF open the show, then Antillectual. Landmines, from Richmond, Va., ended the night with an awesome set. We stay at the venue and party with our friends from Richmond. Smaller show but still a great night.

Oct. 8

We leave Germany and start our drive to Switzerland. When bands cross the Swiss border they must have all merch weighed and counted. We had to pay the border $260 just to bring our merchandise through. We arrive to Club Dynamo in Zurich. A lot of mohawk punks and skinheads, which was cool. A rudeboy sold me some weed which was also cool. After the show we stayed with our friend Ian who lives in the city center and on his apartment roof you can see all of Zurich which is beautiful. We then went out for the best falafel I have ever had.

Oct. 9

Tiki’s Pub in Geneva is an awesome club, very 1950s with car seats and pin-up girls everywhere. They give us beers and “happy meals,” which were like a veggie burger and fries in a cardboard taxi car. We meet our friend Flow from Shattered Thought Records who will be releasing our new EP in Europe. We play for a packed room and kids go crazy, singing all the songs and dancing the whole time. After the show we got some weed and hash and then went out to “the club.” Insane. I’ve never been to a rave, but this felt pretty close to it. We all get wasted, meet some people from Montreal, get more wasted, dance to some techno. As we’re leaving some dealers in front of the club approached our drummer Chris and pushed him around a bit. We decide to split before we’re killed.

Oct. 10

As soon as we start driving Chris starts puking out the van window, and I snooze for eight hours. We arrive in Paris to Club Le Pix. There are three opening acts before us in Paris, including Neckhole, dudes in their sixties playing fast punk. We stayed in a hotel, woke up early the next morning and went to see Notre Dame and the tower.

Oct. 11

We leave Paris after some tourist stops, and head back to the Netherlands. The show is at 013 in Tilburg. This was the closest thing to a local show for our tourmates in Antillectual, who live about an hour away. 013 is the nicest, biggest club we have ever played. This was like playing the Times Union Center. Before we play we make a trip to the Grass Company for some pre-show activities. The show was great. A good ender to this crazy trip. We go back to Nijmegen, smoke the rest of our weed, get two hours of sleep and then after a long morning and a long flight, we’re back in New York. Driving home from Long Island someone sideswipes Chris’ car and doesn’t pull over. We got the plate number, but the cop who shows up two hours later says “Those are surrendered plates. Good luck catching this bad guy.” What an ending.

 

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