|   By 
                    John Brodeur Now 
                    that all the non-Kanye fourth-quarter biggies have hit the 
                    market, its time for a bit of reflection. I began my Major 
                    Lift tenure less than a year ago with Animal, the debut 
                    album from trash-pop starlet Ke$ha. How convenient 
                    that shed drop number two (see what I did there?) just in 
                    time to put a cap on 2010. Originally just an EP intended 
                    to be included with a deluxe version of Animal, Cannibal 
                    is also being sold separately, a move not only intended to 
                    make up for todays shortened pop-single life cycle, but to 
                    capitalize on the fact that this girl can actually sell records.
Like, for real: The lead single, We R Who We R, debuted 
                    at the top of the Billboard pop chart, only the seventh 
                    song to do so. Its of a piece with her previous material, 
                    meaning the lyric, reportedly written in response to the recent 
                    rash of suicides among bullied gay teens, is delivered in 
                    a half-rapped, half-sung drawl over high-decibel, flatlined 
                    dance beats. And while her ode to celebrating ones own weirdness 
                    is a bit flawed (surely a girls aim in life shouldnt be 
                    to make the hipsters fall in love) its nice to know she 
                    cares. Its at least nice to hear her sing about something 
                    other than drinking and fucking.  
                    In fact, its that last bit that comes as Cannibals 
                    biggest surprise. The eight new tracks here, while sometimes 
                    sounding like the outtakes they probably are, almost manage 
                    to avoid the debauchery chronicled on Animal  in favor 
                    of party jamsand a few genuine choruses. The problem with 
                    Cannibal (though you wouldnt know it from the sales 
                    figures) is the sameness of the materialDr Luke, Benny Blanco, 
                    and Max Martin are the parties mainly responsible for the 
                    sound, and its the same auto-tuned, blown-out noise that 
                    theyve dominated radio with for years now. (Grow a Pear 
                    actually re-recycles the Tik Tok chorus hook borrowed by 
                    Luke/Martin/Blanco for Katy Perrys California Gurls.) The 
                    standout tracks are the less-characteristic: Sleazy finds 
                    the singer committing to both rapping and singing, separately, 
                    over a chopped-and-screwed beat courtesy of producer Bangladesh; 
                    David Gamson brings a lighter touch to C U Next Tuesday. 
                    His production lays off on the auto-tune, too, and it turns 
                    out Ke$ha can actually sing. Maybe next time shell get some 
                    real songs to work with.   
 The 
                    Major Lifts calendar year actually started with Rihannas 
                    Rated R; she, too, is back with a quicker-than-expected 
                    follow-up. Loud is the Barbadian singers fifth record, 
                    and its a decidedly more pop affair than its rather dark 
                    predecessor. Fun seems to be the overall aim here: The post-Chris 
                    Brown drama of Russian Roulette is replaced with Sticks 
                    and stones may break my bones/But chains and whips excite 
                    me (on opener S&M). Loud is streamlined, in 
                    a manner of speaking, with less producers and less guests 
                    to clutter the space (though those guests are no slouches: 
                    Drake, Nicki Minaj, Eminem). And while the more artistic bent 
                    of Rated R is missed, the hooks are undeniable, especially 
                    the Shama Joseph-produced dancehall of Man Down and California 
                    King Bed, an acoustic guitar-based ballad that could have 
                    just as easily fit on the latest Taylor Swift release. Expect 
                    hits.          Sticking 
                    with some familiar names, one of the falls most anticipated 
                    releases is Pink Friday, the long-awaited debut from 
                    Nicki Minaj. Shes already turned in memorable verses 
                    for about a dozen other artistsher turn on Kanye Wests Monster 
                    is possibly the years best, the Trinidadian rappers numerous 
                    personalities all boiled down to a single throat- ripping 
                    turn on the mic. And her famous friends all return the favor 
                    here, from West to Drake to will.i.am (whose Buggles- sampling 
                    collaboration Check It Out was one of the falls guiltiest 
                    pleasures).
 When 
                    shes at her best, shes one of the best: Romans Revenge 
                    finds her more than holding her own alongside a fire-spitting 
                    Eminem (who sounds more like himself here than anywhere on 
                    Recovery); Blazin finds West returning the Monster 
                    favor, and Minajs opening lines are like a dissertation-length 
                    extension of that great verse. (The half-buried Eurythmics 
                    sample makes this one a particular highlight.) Unfortunately, 
                    Pink Friday is a mixed bag. Minaj is an excellent rapper, 
                    but she spends half of the album singing. The fact that it 
                    skews more pop than hip-hop gives it an unearned feel of desperationsubpar 
                    hooks, like those on Im the Best and Save Me, nearly 
                    sink the disc. When Minaj brags that she shitted on em 
                    (on Did It Onem) one wonders if shes referring to her 
                    own record. For someone with so much to say, she doesnt seem 
                    to know quite how to say it.        Kings 
                    of Leon are a band with virtually nothing to sayto paraphrase 
                    some dudes tweet, they do not make intellectual music. Their 
                    melodic ideas are simplistic and limited; their vocals, nearly 
                    indecipherable. Think of it as stoner-rock, in that its probably 
                    pretty easy to perform while stoned. So its often on the 
                    producers and engineers to create interesting worlds for the 
                    bands rather rudimentary riffs to live in.
  
                    At the outset of Come Around Sundown, the Grammy-winning 
                    bands fifth album, the production threatens to swallow the 
                    band whole: Everything about The End sounds like its coming 
                    from another room, or the basement, or somewhere in a house 
                    down the street. With lead single Radioactive, the sound 
                    moves in closer only to reveal a one-note hook. The top third 
                    of Sundown is a dud, honestly. But it gets better: 
                    It could be said that Pyro distills the bands aesthetic 
                    into one 4-minute song; it could also be said that it borrows 
                    ideas from half a dozen other KOL songs. But as the hook (I 
                    wont ever be your cornerstone) makes itself cozy with your 
                    ear, its easy to get sucked in. Indeed, there are few new 
                    ideas here, but theyre good ones: Mary introduces a little 
                    T-Rex glam stomp to the bands rhythmic palette; Back Down 
                    South adds some slide guitar and a bit of country flavor. 
                    The bands knack for recycling hooks, both their own and those 
                    of hits past, points to a singular brand of unselfconscious 
                    songwriting that is, honestly, kind of refreshing in a time 
                    when most major rock bands are aiming for the fences with 
                    every swing.     My 
                    Chemical Romance swung for the fencesand cleared them, 
                    mostlyon The Black Parade. Four years, a few lineup 
                    changes, and an entire scrapped record later, theyre back 
                    with Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys. 
                    Its a concept album, but do read on. Producer Rob Cavallo 
                    (Green Day) brings his best to the proceedings, and the band 
                    sound like theyre having a ton of fun, from the singsong 
                    melody of the exhilarating lead single Na Na Na (Na Na Na 
                    Na Na Na Na Na Na) to the garage-y thrash of Party Poison. 
                    If theres a theme here its a pretty loose one; rather than 
                    confine the band, its allowed them to do some much-needed 
                    role-playing. Overall its more of a rhythm record than one 
                    might have expected from this formerly emo-tastic groupwhile 
                    the gang-vocal harmonies and diminished chords that made them 
                    stand apart from the pack on past hits like Helena remain, 
                    theyve added more pop elements (processed drumbeats, synths 
                    a-plenty). But thats not to say theyve gone soft: Destroya 
                    sounds like a more polished Refused, which still makes it 
                    pretty raw, and most definitely rock. Its the first MCR record 
                    to really look beyond the black-nail-polish set, and its 
                    all the better for it.
                                                       
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