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by The Staff on December 18, 2013

Caffe Lena, Sunday


So, if Fuccillo Automotive ever launched a Hannukah sales campaign, they’d have to buy their slogan from singer-songwriter Sean Altman. A collaboration between the infamous local TV pitch maestro and the founding member of Rockapella would be simply Jeeeeeew-mongous. That’s the moniker Altman has been performing under every holiday season since 2008, when he recorded the first of his comedy records Taller Than Jesus. Songs include “They Tried to Kill Us (We Survived, Let’s Eat),” “Be My Little Shabbos Goy,” “Long Tongue Shloime,” and, of course, “I Wanna Be Sedated.” While holiday themed, Altman warns parents that some material is not suitable for children not yet bar/bat mitzvahed, “unless you’re raising them to be sailors.” (Dec. 22, 7 PM, $16, 47 Phila St., Saratoga Springs, 583-0022)