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This
formerly frustrated wife, separated after eight years of marriage,
is acting on the stuff I fantasized about while I was with
my straitlaced husband. I’ve done the sex-friends thing and
the sex-in-a-hotel-with-a-stranger-during-a-business-trip
thing, but I have yet to do the one thing I’m most interested
in: a threesome with two men. I have ads up on two Web sites
— Lavalife and seekingarrange ment.com — and I want your opinion
about a guy I chatted with regarding a two-men/one-woman threesome.
I’ve enclosed the entire chat for you to read. Have I found
the guy? Or is he a closeted homosexual? Or a sex offender?
There aren’t many men where I live who are interested in a
two-men/one-woman threesome. I have a gay male friend who’s
curious enough about women to give it a go. Is this my other
guy?
—Woman
Enjoys Tag Teaming
No,
WETT, he’s not.
There are more red flags flying in this transcript, WETT,
than fly in Havana on May Day. The first flutters into view
when you ask this man if he’s bisexual and he says he “was
just turned bi.” Bi isn’t something he is, it’s something
someone did to him? Uh-huh. And when you pressed Guy Turned
Bi (GTB) on this point . . . well, let’s just go to the transcript
(sic throughout):
WETT: What do you mean, you were “just turned” bi?
GTB: I was alone on an overnight train ride and a guy approached
me, overpowered me, and dragged me into a sleeping compartment.
By the time I came to, he was already well underway working
on me
WETT: and?
GTB: and after a couple hours I just gave in
WETT: so you got raped by a guy. that doesn’t make you bi.
what do you mean, “after a couple of hours”? you were actually
fighting him off for TWO HOURS?
GTB: Couldn’t really fight, he had me immobilized. But I was
resisting him the whole time. When I stopped resisting he
picked up on it right away and took steps to turn me permently
bi
WETT: didn’t know that could be done. what were those steps?
GTB: when I gave into him he became a lot less forcefull and
started using the time that was on his side. he worked deeper
and deeper into me. at which point he simply said, “look down.”
and what I saw was shockingn
OK, that’s enough—I’m going to spare my readers the balls
slapping GTB’s ass, his explosive orgasm, and the train-rapist’s
parting shot. GTB’s claim of being overpowered on a train
and fucked into permanent bisexuality tells you everything
we need to know about him: He’s full of shit.
Later in the transcript, WETT, we can see what GTB was after.
When he really gets going—when the details of his “rape” start
coming fast and furious—he stops responding to your questions
and just bangs away at his keyboard. Clearly GTB was typing
with one hand and beating off with the other. Not that there’s
anything wrong with that. (Let he who hasn’t jerked off in
front of a computer cast the first stone.) What’s wrong here
is that GTB tricked you into participating in his fantasy-fueled
masturbation session by holding out hope of a real-time meeting.
Which means he’s just another time-waster, WETT, just another
asshole ruining the Internet for everybody.
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I’m a 20-year-old bi guy. I consider myself a very attractive
dude. I also have a good personality and try to be considerate.
I go to an elite university where there’s an abundance of
horny girls and bi-curious/gay guys. But I can’t seem to attract
anyone—guy or girl—for a fuck session! My friends are always
hooking up at parties, but I always end up back at my room
alone with my boned-up cock. No one ever hits on me! I don’t
know what I need to do to find an ass I can pound or someone
willing to pound my bubble butt! Do people assume I’m an egotistical
bastard because of my looks? I’m leaving for Europe in the
fall and I’m going to have a fuck fest with my best female
friend’s soccer-player boyfriend (she likes to watch two guys),
but I don’t want to wait that long!
—Yearning
And Looking Eagerly
P.S.
I attached a couple of photos . . . to get your attention!
I can’t possibly formulate a response to your question, YALE,
until I see at least 10 more photos.
P.S. Yes, YALE, you’re a very attractive dude—to an intimidating
degree. While some people might assume that you’re an egotistical
bastard, most will assume that you have, like everyone in
your league, your pick of the girls and/or boys you want to
fuck. People also assume that folks in your league do the
picking. So stop waiting to get hit on, YALE, and start hitting
on people. I promise you’ll get more pussy than the Dumpster
behind a vet’s office and/or more ass than a seat on the subway.
My wife and I have discovered a wonderful new kink.
Through time and practice at suckling/pumping/Marmet Technique,
we began to get her to lactate. We now have an Adult Breastfeeding
Relationship (ABR).
I’m a dom and she’s a switch in our part-time BDSM relationship.
So our ABR not only includes loving moments of me nursing
at her breasts, but also me “forcing” her to lactate via a
specialized spanking bench I constructed with attached breast
pumps. (I’m the evil doctor when I strap her into this vile
contraption.) ABR is ideal for medical-fetish scenes, animalization
play, or adult-baby scenarios. But an ABR is a serious undertaking.
Once the milk comes in, you have to avoid engorgement. There’s
no, “I’m mad at you, so I’m not going to nurse tonight.” An
ABR is a big commitment.
—Madison
Active Dom Madly Into Lactation Knowledge
Thanks
for sharing, MADMILK—and thanks for the mental images that
only a month’s worth of heavy drinking will be able to erase.
And speaking of kink . . .
When a reader recently asked for some bondage tips, I wrote
back and told him I’d send a how-to book about bondage—on
the condition that he try out the tips and send in a review.
Here’s his review of Chanta Rose’s Bondage for Sex:
“After
belting my new significant other to a radiator, my interest
in some light bondage was piqued. Being novices, I wanted
nothing too risky for fear of scaring off my playmate, yet
nothing too lame either, i.e., no feathered handcuffs. Enter
Chanta Rose. Bondage for Sex is for anyone who wants
to amp up the bedroom voltage. Covering everything from rope
to anchorage, this easy-to-follow guide is great for the unsure
and those who need no convincing. Rose uses nonthreatening
photos and language to help the average het or homo master
those tricky harnesses and crab ties.
“I
loved the book. It’s wonderful for its useful tips, not to
mention its glossy, easy-to-clean pages.”
Hey,
everybody: Wanna read the entire transcript of WETT’s chat
with GTB? Of course you do! You’ll find the whole damn thing
at www.thestranger.com/savage/wett. And do you wanna see those
pictures of YALE? Of course you do! They’re also up—with YALE’s
permission, of course—at www.thestranger.com/savage/yale.
Download
a new Savage Love podcast every Tuesday at www.thestranger.com/savage.
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