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But don稚 despair, SHEBOSS, there is a little porn out there for you. As kinky blogger CatWoman notes, the best femme dom porn is produced by advertising agencies, not porn companies. Dig around the archives of CatWoman痴 blog (, SHEBOSS, and you値l find plenty of examples of clean-cut boys serving dominant women in print and television ads created to sell shoes, clothes, cars, etc. to women溶o pegging, no CBT, no blowjobs, no unkempt slave boys. No vampires or werewolves either, sadly, but a boy can稚 have everything.

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First, the formalities: I adore your column, I致e been reading it since I was a single fundamentalist far-right whackjob and I read it now that I知 a married far-left feminist with kids.

Secondly, the problem: I知 married (not the problem) to a wonderful, funny, hardworking, sensitive-yet-manly dude, and the mother to two little ones (one just out of diapers, one newborn). Breaking the problem into two parts . . .

Part one: Oral sex揺ate to give it, hate to receive it. I tried, bravely, but invariably ended up vomiting, which, as my husband points out, is not sexy unless you池e into that sort of thing. Husband has done without oral for five years. Please don稚 hit me. He states this is not a problem.

Part two: Since going on medication for postpartum depression, I now have negative interest in sex. The very thought makes me want to run shrieking naked down the street, which isn稚 sexy, unless, again, you池e into that sort of thing. I feel relentless guilt, and have tried to work up a state of interest for my poor, deprived, wonderful husband, but I can稚 even achieve neutrality.

I don稚 know what to do. It took multiple medication adjustments to find something that left me able to function as a mother and a human being (minus, you know, the sex thing), so the thought of messing with my meds terrifies me. So should my husband dump the motherfucker (me!) already? (Please say no!) And please remember when you answer that I really, really, really love you, in a nonperverse sort of way, and if you池e harsh, I値l be crushed.

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Breaking my answer into three parts . . .

One: If going without oral isn稚 a problem for your husband, it痴 not a problem溶ot for you, NEGD, and certainly not for me.

Two: Perhaps you should talk to your doctor about the little blue pill. A study published last week showed that Viagra, which doesn稚 have much effect on women generally, improves sexual response in measurable ways for women taking antidepressants. The study just came out, blah blah blah, more research needs to be done, wocka wocka wocka, but it痴 certainly worth looking into.

Three: You have small children, postpartum depression, and you池e on meds. Cut yourself some slack. New fathers have suffered worse indignities than a year or two of shitty or nonexistent sex while their wives adjust and recover. You should, however, encourage your husband to masturbate frequently, masturbate him yourself occasionally, and, if you can go there, allow him to discreetly seek relief in one of New England痴 finer jack shacks until you wean yourself off the meds.

There痴 only one way to make amends for your canned-ham crack, Dan. To balance the scales for the canned-ham slight, open up a contest finding the least sexy description of a penis. Fair痴 fair.


If there痴 a less sexy description for penis than the word 菟enis, Jeff, I can稚 think of it. The words vagina, labia, and clitoris謡ith their wide-open vowels and consonant combinations that force you to roll the words around in your mouth預re poetry compared to 菟enis with its pinched, urine-invoking first syllable and its hissed second. Again, I very much doubt that anyone can come up with something less sexy. But anyone inspired to try is welcome to cram one in my inbox.

I know you don稚 like the praise e-mails, but you池e just going to have to bend over and take this one.

This weekend, I had sex after a long relationship, a breakup, and a full year with no dick. And the sex was terrible. He wasn稚 at all willing to do the things I needed him to do for me, even though I was very kind and playful and upbeat about all the great ways there were to please me. No, he was just in a major hurry to cram his dick in me and then go to sleep.

I gave another chance this weekend, Dan, and I got the same treatment. So I got my ass out of his bed and caught a cab home. As I stood there in the rain at 4 AM. on a Chicago street corner, with wet hair and shoes and panties, I thought about you, Dan, and how if I壇 never started listening to your podcast and reading your column, I壇 be one of those girls who this guy has no doubt dated in the past, a girl who just lies there and pretends to get off on his dick alone, never says a word about her needs, and just accepts bad sex as a given.

I dumped the motherfucker already, Dan, so I知 single, 26, GGG, and ready to take on this city痴 male population. Thanks for schooling me on how to detect the assholes, and how to be vocal about my own needs!


We bend and take to please, J. Thanks for sharing.

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